鲍勃·维尔登是个婚姻失败的美国记者，绝望中来到中东，试图设法潜入伊拉克进行战地新闻报道以赢回前妻芳心。鲍勃在科威特遇到了以前采访中听说过的私家建筑商林恩·卡萨迪，苦苦哀求后者带他过境。林恩曾是美国陆军“地球精神部队”的特种兵，在越战老兵嬉皮比尔·迪昂格的特殊训练方法下寻求“绝地武士超能力”，以精神意念战胜敌人；直到军人拉里·霍珀的加入改变了“地球精神部队”的训练方针。鲍勃跟随林恩在伊拉克经历了一系列令人啼笑皆非的事故与事件，到底林恩是否真有“绝地超能力”呢？

In 1979 a secret unit was established by the US Army. Defying all known military practice - and indeed the laws of physics - they believed that a soldier could adopt a cloak of invisibility, pass cleanly through walls, and perhaps most chillingly, kill goats just by staring at them. They were the First Earth Battalion. And they really weren't joking. What's more, they're back and fighting the War on Terror. So unbelievable it has to be true - this is the real-life account that inspired the film.

1.The General

2.Goat Lab

3.The First Earth Battalion

4.Into the Heart of the Goat

5.Homeland Security

6.Privatization

7.The Purple Dinosaur

8.The Predator

9.The Dark Side

10.A Think Tank

11.A Haunted Hotel

12.The Frequencies

13.Some Illustrations

14.The 1953 House

15.Harold's Club or Bust!

16.The Exit