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That,and the pro gamer had the nerve to rip off my zombie am-bush technique! He must have seen a video replay of one of mymatches online! But he was using the wrong character for the strat-egy.

He was using "Sonatifa"! She's a fast,top-tier character,but heprobably picked her because you can see her undies when she kickshigh.Ha ! I'm glad Janine showed him the door to the loser'sbracket!

Everything was going awesome...until the time bomb in mystomach ticked "zero".Right when the winner's finals were going.hwas me versus Janine.Larry,who had just defeated that pro gamerguy in the loser's bracket,was waiting for one of us to lose for thedeciding match in the loser's finals.The winner of that match wouldface the undefeated winner,which was supposed to be me,in thegrand finals!

Unfortunately,I could feel that gas welling up again,and fast! Iknew I wouldn't be able to hold it,and the incoming fart was goingto hit everyone in that confined room like an atomic bomb! Justfrom the way it rumbled in my stomach,I knew it was MAJOR!

Janine was winning.I couldn't focus on keeping her frompulling all her little tricks with Kittyehu!

I eouldn't counter her power-ups,or keep her from starting herlittle clone-guessing game trieks.I was losing badly every round.Atthat point,I panicked.This was the end of my career! I knew I'd beknown forever as "Kid Choke"!

Janine was wiping the floor with me.She didn't even have tolook at the screen anymore! She was staring at me the whole timeduring her last sixteen-hit combo!  She looked at me and asked,"What's wrong! ? Why don't youplay right?!" And that really ticked me off.For a while,1 got a reallyevil idea.

I thought that if I let off just a little bitty fart in her direetion,Icould distraet Janine long enough to get the win,She might evenpass out,and I would win by forfeit!

Except that'd be cheating.If there's one thing I absolutelycan't stand,it's cheaters and bullies,and doing that would havemade me both!

So...

I lost.

I threw the match as quickly as I could and got out of there.Bythe time I got back from the bathroom,everybody was congratulatingLarry for winning the tournament! Larry?! I checked the replays and,wow! Larry took it to Janine in the grand finals! USINGWARTURTLE!

Warturtle can attack in two directions at once.He's got everytool you could ever want to use to compete against a player usingKittychu! The matches were really close,but there were a lot of goodmoves.Wow!

Maybe I could learn a thing or two from Larry.Larry AND Ja-nine!

I was mad I lost,but I shook Lany's hand and took home mythird place trophy.Janine got it in her head that I threw our winner'sfinals match,and is saying, "You didn't need to do that to be myfriend! "

I swore,"I DIDN'T! " She's not gonna believe until I beat herat the next tournament.So he it!

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