这把自己应该死了吧……
为毛！眼一睁一闭自己又活了？！
刚睁开眼睛就被人塞进了箱子，然后再一睁眼就被逼着看3D小电影，这是闹哪样！还有！你这只是猫！别过来！别以为你把柔软的肚皮露出来了我就会没有原则的过去……嗯，Q弹的肉垫也…不行……
爷！大爷！小的来了！您要什么服务！
求您把指甲收回去啊……
啊~大爷，别挠大腿根……
“媳妇，今天晚上吃什么？”
“滚！”
“媳妇，我们吃鱼好不好？”
“滚一边去！老子腰还疼着呢！”
“媳妇~过后我帮你揉一揉吧……”
“嗯？你……卧槽！你把尾巴拿走！！我这就去做饭啊啊！大爷，鱼，您要吃清蒸的，还是油炸的？”
“嗯，不急，让我们再休息一会儿吧~”
“滚滚滚滚滚！小的错了啊啊 ！”
总之，这就是一个不作死就不会死的人类铲屎官，一不小心穿越到了喵星，被一只喵大爷买回去的故事。喜欢的亲，请收藏本文！愿意和陌陌互动的亲，请在下方留言，企鹅群里，陌陌自动躺倒，欢迎前来调戏！
入V通知：感谢大家一直以来对陌陌的支持，【喵，媳妇】将于9/11入V，还请大家继续支持！
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| 章节 | 标题 | 内容提要 | 字数 | 点击 | 更新时间 |
| 1 | 1 | 正式开坑啦啊啊！ | 2025 | 2015-06-22 23:07:06 | |
| 2 | 2 | 2 | 1817 | 2015-06-21 13:40:23 | |
| 3 | 3 | 3 | 2179 | 2015-06-22 23:05:36 | |
| 4 | 4 | 4 | 2152 | 2015-06-25 00:10:34 | |
| 5 | 5 | 5 | 2127 | 2015-06-26 23:28:08 | |
| 6 | 6 | 6 | 2384 | 2015-06-29 23:12:33 | |
| 7 | 7 | 7 | 2149 | 2015-07-01 22:31:36 | |
| 8 | 8 | 8 | 1802 | 2015-07-03 18:28:36 | |
| 9 | 9 | 9 | 2598 | 2015-07-07 22:36:01 | |
| 10 | [锁] | [本章节已锁定] | 2348 | 2015-07-13 00:00:21 | |
| 11 | 11 | 11 | 2127 | 2015-07-17 23:39:36 | |
| 12 | 12 | 12 | 2314 | 2015-07-25 00:13:15 | |
| 13 | 13 | 13 | 1978 | 2015-07-26 01:16:46 | |
| 14 | 14 | 14 | 2381 | 2015-07-27 01:16:46 | |
| 15 | 15 | 15 | 2072 | 2015-07-28 01:16:46 | |
| 16 | 16 | 16 | 2110 | 2015-07-29 01:16:46 | |
| 17 | 17 | 17 | 2234 | 2015-08-01 00:26:42 | |
| 18 | 18 | 18 | 2101 | 2015-08-02 01:28:53 | |
| 19 | 19 | 19 | 2462 | 2015-08-03 01:28:53 | |
| 20 | 20 | 20 | 2150 | 2015-08-06 22:23:38 | |
| 21 | 21 | 21 | 2339 | 2015-08-08 22:54:17 | |
| 22 | 22 | 22 | 2370 | 2015-08-08 22:56:46 | |
| 23 | 23 | 23 | 2298 | 2015-08-08 22:58:21 | |
| 24 | 24 | 24 | 2312 | 2015-08-09 22:53:24 | |
| 25 | 25 | 25 | 2333 | 2015-08-11 23:30:12 | |
| 26 | 26 | 26 | 2371 | 2015-08-12 23:46:56 | |
| 27 | 27 | 27 | 2065 | 2015-08-13 12:02:23 | |
| 28 | 28 | 28 | 2157 | 2015-08-15 17:47:53 | |
| 29 | 29 | 29 | 2242 | 2015-08-16 23:20:47 | |
| 30 | 30 | 30 | 2224 | 2015-08-17 23:57:23 | |
| 31 | 31 | 31 | 2108 | 2015-08-18 23:54:34 | |
| 32 | 32 | 32 | 2303 | 2015-08-20 00:32:04 | |
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| 34 | 34 | 34 | 2269 | 2015-08-22 00:27:13 | |
| 35 | 35 | 35 | 2129 | 2015-08-28 21:27:47 | |
| 36 | 36 | 36 | 2082 | 2015-08-28 23:32:52 | |
| 37 | 37 | 37 | 2189 | 2015-08-29 22:34:23 | |
| 38 | 38 | 38 | 2109 | 2015-08-31 00:14:46 | |
| 39 | 39 | 39 | 2208 | 2015-08-31 23:10:42 | |
| 40 | 40 | 40 | 2296 | 2015-09-01 00:35:21 | |
| 41 | 41 | 41 | 2126 | 2015-09-01 23:07:10 | |
| 42 | 42 | 42 | 2147 | 2015-09-02 00:51:16 | |
| 43 | 43 | 43 | 2846 | 2015-09-02 23:24:57 | |
| 44 | 44 | 44 | 2428 | 2015-09-05 23:43:52 | |
| 45 | 45 | 45 | 2206 | 2015-09-06 21:49:13 | |
| 46 | 46 | 入v通知！ | 2481 | 2015-09-08 23:01:24 | |
| 47 | 47 | 47 | 2051 | 2015-09-08 23:02:24 | |
| 48 | 48 | 48入V前最后一章 | 2184 | 2015-09-09 12:45:11 | |
| 49 | 49[VIP] | 入V三更第一发！ | 3109 | 2015-09-11 12:00:00 | |
| 50 | 50[VIP] | 入V三更第二发！ | 3144 | 2015-09-11 12:00:00 | |
| 51 | 51[VIP] | 入V三更第三发！ | 3267 | 2015-09-11 12:00:00 | |
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| 100 | 100[VIP] | 100撒花！ | 3234 | 2016-02-10 23:37:21 | |
| 101 | 101[VIP] | 101 | 3188 | 2016-02-11 23:42:30 | |
| 102 | [锁] | [本章节已锁定] | 4762 | 2016-02-14 20:37:40 | |
| 103 | 103[VIP] | 【102】二改+【103】请看作者有话说 | 4762 | 2016-02-13 20:53:36 | |
| 104 | 104[VIP] | 104 | 3293 | 2016-02-14 23:01:19 | |
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| 112 | 112[VIP] | 112红包红包红包红包 | 3156 | 2016-02-22 18:17:31 | |
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| 184 | 184[VIP] | 184 | 3029 | 2018-04-01 19:50:48 *最新更新 | |
| 185 | 185[VIP] | 185 | 2195 | 2018-02-09 22:04:55 | |
| 186 | 186[VIP] | 186完结倒计时开始 | 3676 | 2018-03-27 15:57:53 | |
| 187 | 187[VIP] | 187完结倒计时 | 2953 | 2018-03-28 00:00:10 | |
| 188 | 188[VIP] | 188完结倒计时 | 3048 | 2018-03-29 00:00:10 | |
| 189 | 189[VIP] | 189还剩一张完结 | 2667 | 2018-03-30 00:00:10 | |
| 190 | 190[VIP] | 190【完】 | 3038 | 2018-03-31 00:00:10 | |
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